| Skater Name | Sgt. Red |
| Skater Number | |
| Teams | WMDs |
| Position | Asst coach |
| Signature Move | |
| Ritual | |
| Join Date | 07/2007 |
| Debut | WMDs vs AODs game in July of 2007 |
| Committees | Training & Coaching |
| Height | 6' 2" |
| Zodiac | Aquarius |
| Hometown | Memphis |
| Area Of Town | East Memphis |
| Job | Investment Rep |
| Outside Interests | Football, Soccer, & Soccer Ref |
| Charm | |
| Theme Song | |
| Favorite Movie | To! mbstone |
| Motto | Whatever does not kill you makes you stronger |
| Pet Peeves | whining |
| Hidden Talent | coming up with new torture drills for the ladies at derby practice |
| Weakness | being too strict at practice with the WMDs |
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| Pierced? | |
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| Favorite Moment | Watching my ladies knock someone off their skates |
| Least Favorite Moment | Losing a second championship game to the AODs |
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