| Skater Name | B-RAD |
| Skater Number | |
| Teams | WMD/Travel |
| Position | coaching |
| Signature Move | fixing a skate |
| Ritual | checking skates/checking tools 50 times |
| Join Date | Beginning of Funquest |
| Debut | October 2006 |
| Committees | |
| Height | 6”6 |
| Zodiac | Virgo |
| Hometown | Memphis |
| Area Of Town | Cordova |
| Job | Assistant Director Incredible Pizza |
| Outside Interests | Drinking, football, basketball, working |
| Charm | wrenches |
| Theme Song | |
| Favorite Movie | Easy Rider |
| Motto | kill kill kill |
| Pet Peeves | no skaters at practice |
| Hidden Talent | can open beer with teeth |
| Weakness | doing too much |
| Inked? | no |
| Pierced? | no |
| Favorite Gear | Sure grip |
| Lap Time | |
| Cross-Training | Bad ass training |
| Injuries | bad knees from hockey |
| Blood Type | Bad ass |
| Favorite Moment | beating new orleans-Cinner 18 point jam |
| Least Favorite Moment | a number of injuries I witnessed |
| Awards | no |
