| Skater Name | Wolf Blitzher |
| Skater Number | 311 |
| Teams | The Women of Mass Destruction! |
| Position | Blocker |
| Signature Move | Spouting weird and/or inappropriate comments |
| Ritual | Hot tea w/ milk |
| Join Date | March 2009 |
| Debut | Late 2009 |
| Committees | New Recruit Committee |
| Height | 5’2" |
| Zodiac | Sagittarius II - the archer |
| Hometown | MEM |
| Area Of Town | Suburbia |
| Job | Dog Wrestler/ Veterinary Technician |
| Outside Interests | Traveling, archery, tweaking my car |
| Charm | Lucky ones.. especially the marshmallow bits. |
| Theme Song | |
| Favorite Movie | Too many to choose just one! |
| Motto | Move bitch, get out the way! |
| Pet Peeves | Poor spelling |
| Hidden Talent | Double jointedness |
| Weakness | Over-analyzation |
| Inked? | Approx. 7 at the moment |
| Pierced? | Yes, I've lost count. |
| Favorite Gear | The kind that keeps me from breaking. |
| Lap Time | Ask your mom. |
| Cross-Training | Lifting big dogs from floor to exam table |
| Injuries | None yet. Just an instep blister named Seamus. |
| Blood Type | Sarcastic |
| Favorite Moment | Successfully executed attacks |
| Least Favorite Moment | Bitches |
| Awards | None yet |
