| Skater Name | Lady Problems |
| Skater Number | 404 |
| Teams | Women of Mass Destruction |
| Position | jammer |
| Signature Move | hit someone and run like hell |
| Ritual | Going to set up, getting a smoothie |
| Join Date | March 2009 |
| Debut | Next season |
| Committees | New Recruits, Interim Head of Sponsorship |
| Height | 5'4ish |
| Zodiac | Scorpio |
| Hometown | Memphis |
| Area Of Town | Midtown |
| Job | social media / online community building |
| Outside Interests | the internet, public media, books, expanding my record collection |
| Charm | lucky underthings |
| Theme Song | |
| Favorite Movie | High Fidelity |
| Motto | Give a crap. |
| Pet Peeves | People that walk too slowly, having to repeat myself |
| Hidden Talent | finding awesome parking spaces |
| Weakness | thick rimmed glasses, |
| Inked? | |
| Pierced? | Not a one |
| Favorite Gear | Awesome wheels, big socks |
| Lap Time | 3:28 |
| Cross-Training | skating outside |
| Injuries | A puffy eye and several bruises, but nothing major |
| Blood Type | href= |
| Favorite Moment | Joining the WMDs |
| Least Favorite Moment | any time someone gets hurt |
| Awards | None yet |
