Never had a chance to join a sorority (or a gang for that matter)? Well, here's your chance to become a part of the most badass sisterhood in town.

Memphis Roller Derby is looking for a few good women to dust off their old speed skates and join the ranks.

Being a derby girl takes a lot of time and dedication. A LOT. We have league practices every Tuesday night and individual team practices on weekends. In Collierville. We bout approximately once every three weeks. In Collierville.

Memphis Roller Derby is a business run by the skaters for the skaters. We don't just want your blood, sweat, and tears, we want your time and your money. Each skater must join a committee, help organize and run the bouts along with multiple fundraisers and PR events. Each skater must pay $25 per month in league dues, buy her own uniform, skates, pads, knee socks, fish nets, cute panties, and gas.

Memphis Roller Derby is not for everyone. Injuries are common. So are break ups. But the rewards are endless. MRD will likely introduce you to women who will become lifelong friends, give you valuable business skills, whip your ass (and legs) into the best shape of your life, never leave you lonely on a Friday night, and bring you a substantial amount of fame.

Interested girls (21 and older) are encouraged to email their name, phone number, and skating experience to recruits@memphisrollerderby.com. New recruits will immediately be invited to skate with the league on Tuesday nights at FunQuest in Collierville from 7-9pm. Each recruit will be required to wear a helmet, mouth guard, elbow pads, knee pads, and wrist guards. (Some equipment is available for loan. Skates can be rented at FunQuest.) Before skating, each recruit will be required to pay $40 for league dues and USARS insurance, then $25 per month after that.

The recruitment committee will work with each skater on drills and give approval for scrimmaging based on individual skills/progress. Once a skater has successfully participated in scrimmages, she will be invited to try-out. Try-outs are held once a month. Skaters will be placed on teams based on need or through a draft process. Skaters will not have a choice as to which team they will be placed on.

Memphis Roller Derby: Takin' Care of Bitches.