The year was 1967. Amazonian Alien women had been watching Earth. They were impressed with a pelvis shaking international pop music sensation that caused huge crowds of women to flock to him. One woman had captured his heart over all other Earth women. This gorgeous brunette with her daringly luscious hairdo thrilled the Amazons. They created stunning fembot replicants in the likeness of this special woman to plant on Earth to enrapture and destroy the men of Earth.

However, the lovely killers, the PrissKilla Prezleys, liked the men of Earth. Soon the sexy fembots turned their vengeance upon the female Earthlings. Since terminating innocent civilians would quickly land them in the scrap heap, they funneled their aggression into a fascinating earth sport they had seen on TeeVee in which tribes of women strapped rolling devices to their feet and battled in arenas. The thought of smashing their hard metallic bodies into the weak earthlings made the PrissKillas giggle. They implanted their data into new fembot recruits, banding together as often as possible to ParTee, increasing their roller-enthusiasm with tasty Earth beverages. Their new mission: Skate Rattle & Roll!

Team Roster


Bella Trixx (DV8) - CAPTAIN
Lyndalicious (205) - CO-CAPTAIN
Chica Bandita (23)
Hustlin' Flow (901)
Dirty Constance (Agent 99)
Blownfuse (333)
Domea Fava (36D)
La Sucia (1975)
Sheila Kill'Em (1st Degree Murder)
Susan for a Bruisin'

Coaches & Trainers

Official Lee Hated - HEAD COACH
Assistant Coach Madame Syn - ASSISTANT COACH
Trainer Madmartigan - TRAINER

Retired

Steelia Thunder
Duchess DeMuertas
Bloody Elle - Traded to WMD 2007
Psycho Pixie
Lil' Bo Peep Show
Nikki Cave
Sidless Nancy
Jill B. Nimble
Rattleskate
Envie - Traded to PKP from LOZ
Shawty - Traded to AOD 2008
Marky De Quad - Head Coach
Will E. Behave - Assistant Coach
Ben E. Drill - Trainer