DIRTY CONSTANCE

Position: Jammer
Number: Agent 99

Little Constance dreamed of growing up to be just like her earthly idol, the sly and beautiful Agent 99 from her favorite teevee show, Get Smart.  However, she was not graceful nor beautiful.  Quite the opposite, hence her nickname "Dirty- Constance" - she was constantly dirty.  Dirty felt out of place, until she met a group of fembots with a plan to enrapture the men of earth!  Dirty strapped those pink wheels on her feet and made her way to earth.  The wheels magically fused to her feet and she found herself both sly AND graceful, just like Agent 99.  Now, with her killa teammates, she sleuths her way through the pack...like a Gisele.

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